This is a picture of my sister, Rima al-Sadr Muqtada bint Hussein al Sada bint Laden the Whore. She has vertical breasts. It is a disgrace to humanity. My other sister only has one vertical breast. Is that worse than two?
Everyone says we look alike, but I am not a whore.
Infidels do not know the treachery of the G.I. Joe. The Great Satan thinks that it can simply dismiss the actions of the insurgents in Iraq because they photographed a doll in a hostage situation. I say to the Great Satan that the insurgents meant to take the doll hostage! Dolls are evil and satanic!
Thank you to all of the emails from you kufrs who like this site! You are non-whores!
The infidels are overthrowing my beloved regime in Iraq! Ack! What shall I do?
Only stupid whores leave comments challenging me, the GREAT OSAMA! FEAR ME! Ooooo I wiggle with fear in my robes because little baby girls leave comments challenging me! My hair knees quake with trepidation of the unknown!
Happy New Year's, kufrs. It's a new year to run from the Americans. Oh, joy. Never think about anyone else, do you? What if I want to put my hairy feet up and sip some fig wine? Noooo, it's all about big-boom-New-York celebration, isn't it?
Those little Satans think they know where I be! Hoo hoo! This tickles your resident Muslim Extremist pink! I love when infidels who love evil things such as voting and women's rights (the right to wear a burkha and cook for me!) issue meaningless statements about my location. Do you know my location? I didn't think so, kufr!
I killed an innocent sheep today because it had a black spot on its gray wool. That means it was marred by Satan himself. It was probably a Jew-sheep. It's of the devil's workshop!
I bathed myself again to cleanse from having to kill the Satansheep. That's three times in one year. How many times am I going to have to bathe? This is really getting ridiculous.
When I sent my cousin, Mustafa Akbar Mohammed bin Umasa al-Tikriti bin Laden, affectionately known as "MuAkMo", to fetch me some holy figs and holy water from a regional marketplace, he never returned. I am assuming the Americans got him. Either that or he is tired of the martyr's life of wandering through the caves and mountains. Well, he won't get to film the next of my exciting film releases! No sireebob! You ditch Cousin O and you get burned. Burned, I say!
I hereby order all of you to enslave your women and children and follow me! NOW! The only way you can be free is to smother the two pillars of society! Clothe your whores and take more wives! Beat your children and camels! That is the way of the civilized society, unlike those American infidels who are always chasing me.
Sorry for the lack of posting, I pray to Allah that all finds you well. Are you reading the Qu'aran, kufr? I did not think so. Look away, do not cast your sinful gaze upon my holy, shining visage.
PS, I hear the Satanists have introduced a product named "Febreze." It's the name of a demon! It takes away natural smells that can only be produced by one year of bathing less than three times! Whores!